Sunday, October 03, 2004

Lists without context

Not that anyone cares, but I thought it would be fun to create a list and let the reader roll their own context. What are you waiting for? Time to get sort of surreal.

1. The screaming three year old, always behind me on a flight, who kicks my seat non-stop from New York to Denver.

2. Cats resemble commas as they curl in sleep.

3. Why can't I find decent borscht in Boulder?

4. [Insert mental picture of Dubya and a rock here.] "Bush, just like a rock, but dumber." (as seen on TV.)

5. Paragraph six of the United Nations Charter.

6. New York Time's Sunday book review magazine.

7. Kimchee.

8. Le film chinois « Combat contre les crues », film qui vient d'emporter le titre du meilleur film du Prix Huabiao.

9. 4 Star- Zwilling 8" chef's knife.

10. Why does this born-again church have a skateboard park on its property?

11. Flannel sheets.

12. Fritters.


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